I’m very sorry, y’all.
I know. You’re all very sad about this. I feel just _awful_.*
*Actually what I feel is very, very well rested.
So, instead of a normal blog post, today I bring you my favorite thing I’ve said all week, in eCard form, and all the cool things I’ve found on the Internet while I should have been writing blog posts.
This week in conversation:
I really talk like this, y’all. It’s pretty awful to know me.
Meanwhile, on the Internet:
You have more body parts than you thought you did. Seriously, doctors? Where have you been?
My friend Andy skipped a blogging day and I am telling everyone I know about it. Way to go, Andy.
The entire Internet is obsessed with Siracha Candy Canes.
Do not buy these for me.
Science hates teddy bears and they proved it with a cloaking device.
Speaking of toys, here are some really, really disturbing ones. Honestly? Who lets these people around other people? Some people should not be allowed to invent things.
Also, there’s a new T-Rex. SERIOUSLY you guys! They found more dinosaurs!!!!!!
And ultimately, this can lead everyone to the conclusion that I love Time’s Newsfeed. Happy Friday, everyone.
Perpetual Plot Hole 
That’s right, shame me for my laziness. That might actually keep me productive, more or less.
Just in case you didn’t think the rest of the Internet was here to hold you accountable, I thought I’d prove one thing:
We’re _here_ for you, Andy. And we know everything. And we’re not ashamed to point out other people’s lazy days in the middle of our laziest posts.
and this is why I ❤ you so.
Today is also apparently “use the pressthis link on all kinds of shit and disseminate the coolness to the rest of the internet.
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