Two days this week and no blog posts? This is a capital offense, I know. But please, please, don’t be mad. I have a really good reason for it.
I want to make it up to you, though. I really mean it.
So I’d like to present to you the most badass man in the history of time:
The 80-year old guy who fought a bear, fell of a cliff, and is still alive.
Is that not enough of an apology? Ok, ok. How about fair warning that bugs are going to get way, way worse in the future?
Remote controlled cyborg cockroaches are a thing, and if PETA doesn’t stop them, NOTHING EVER WILL.
Ok, fine. Fine, Internet. I’ll pull out the big guns.
The cats behind cat memes, because I know you love cats, Internet. I pay attention to things you like because I care.
And here is a picture of a tiny happy rodent:
(I am clearly behind on blogging this week, and my little creativity-hiatus on Monday and Tuesday has me chomping at the bit to write. Thanks for being patient with me, guys-who-bother-to-read-this-blog. <3)