But nothing makes me quite as happy as all the ridiculous things that WordPress tells me about my blog.

My favorite search terms people have used to find my blog:

Sorry guys, but clearly I win the Internet.
I am 100% sure my blog is NOT what they were looking for.

• what happened to regretsy
  Now you know. You’re welcome.
• themes for 14 graduates
  I…don’t think I have ever truly addressed this concern.
• things to make out of pop cans
  Oh oh oh! I can help with this! Pinterest is here for you!
• eat concern
  I can play this game too. “Sleep anger.” “Drink apathy.”
• safe hobbies
  This is not the right blog for you. I am sorry Google betrayed you.
• a meeting should never be longer than
  Ok. This one I totally covered.
• how to kill spider eggs on christmas tree
  If I knew that, my parents would still be getting live Christmas trees. Sorry to clearly lie to you, Internet.
• gattafish username online dating sites
  Hey! Someone found me trying to stalk their date! Way to use the Internet!
• badly written letterto santa
  Yep. Got this covered in every way.
• dating in your 20s
  It’s awful, right?
• girl gushers
  NOPE. This is clearly not the blog you were looking for.
• sweet on zoosk
  Am not. You take that back.
• white blonde hair
  Finally. My alabaster hair is good for something.
• dmv social experiment
  Ok, to be fair, I Googled this too after I saw this. Because I want to know if it’s all just an experiment, too.
• spider eggs on a christmas tree
  I have cornered this topic on the Internet! WOO!

Countries I have collected:

FRANCE

Man I love Canada so much.

THE UK! (Guys. GUYS! It could be THE QUEEN.)

Seriously. I may not have mentioned how much I love Canada.

VIETNAM

Awww. Why no love Canada?

AUSTRALIA

Oh hi Canada!

RUSSIA

It’s so big I almost forget how much I miss Canada.

BAHRAIN (totally a real place!)

Knowing that Canada had already shown me love, I was free to Google where, exactly, Bahrain is. It’s in this circle. Somewhere.

FINLAND (Also a real place, for those of you who studied geography in the US!)

Guys! Finland and Canada TOGETHER! ❤

OMG I LOVE CANADA

Oh. Hey Canada. I didn’t even know you’d be here.

Oh, right, and the place where I live:

And Canada! ❤

U.S.A.! U.S.A.! 

So these are the reasons* that I love my blog. Don’t you feel like you just got backstage passes or something? You are welcome.
*Canada

(Thank you guys for reading my blog. It blows my mind that anyone would bother to check it out, especially people in other countries, and people who don’t know me**. Most of all, I do want to thank the people who know me and read this, because, well, you already have me inflicted on you.)
**Aren’t literally bombarded with my pleas to read this.