Or: Holy Smokes, Guys. Has It Really Been This Long?
…Crickets…Crickets…

Seriously. It’s been like, two years. TWO.
…Crickets…Cri-

TWO.
Uh oh.

Easiest. Doodle. Ever.
This can’t be good.

This bit right here. Just this bit. You can have the rest.*
*If you promise to be very, very responsible with it.
Well, it can’t be good for you.

But it might be!
But it’s definitely good for me.
Mostly because I really need to get all these colorful post-its off my desk and on to the Internet. It’s the only safe place for them.