Confession time, guys.
You should know: I am never going to give you back your Tupperware.
It’s not that I want it. Left to my own devices, I don’t even USE Tupperware.*
*Ziploc bags and glass dishes 4 life, yo.
But I am never, ever going to give it back to you.
I am going to forget it in my sink.
I am going to forget it on my counter.
I am going to forget it in my car.
It will clutter my life throughout my slow-motion, forgetful quest to return it to you.
So instead, I am just going to tell you now: If you give me Tupperware**, I am never going to give it back.
**Gladware, Ruppermaid, Ziploc Boxes…I’m not brand biased.
I am going to wash it out.
And use it to build a plastic fortress. For protection. In case of zombies. Or rebellious leftovers. Lots of things are thwarted by fortresses, guys.
So you have been warned.